Privacy
Let us break this down for you here to prevent you having to read through the fascinating policy speak that follows. Unless you really want to read all that, in which case you’re on your own.
All we ask for when you try to contact us is your name (which doesn’t have to be real) and your email address (which does, if you ever want to hear back from us). We only ask for your name so we can open our responses with something a little classier than “Hey, you!” We might also ask for your website address, either so you can link to your website or so we can check it out because we got bored between articles.
We hate spam. We love privacy. Your personal information will never be sold, rented, pimped, used to post unsavory classified ads, bandied about on the internet, posted on billboards, or otherwise disclosed to the world at large. Ever. Period. End of discussion.
We solemnly swear (well, actually, we’re usually a bit more animated when we swear) that we will never disclose your personal information to anyone, unless they give us a valid United States court order saying we have to. Even then, we’ll provide only the information we’re expressly ordered to fork over; no less, no more. Lawyers don’t scare us. That much.
Oh, and if you’re under 13? Go to your room.
Now then. On with the motley.
Our Commitment To Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used.
The Information We Collect:
This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on the Sadistic Manager website. On some pages, you can post comments to site content or submit a question seeking advice from the Sadistic Manager. During this process, you may be asked to provide the following pieces of information:
- Name
- Email address
- Personal Website
The Way We Use Information:
We use return email addresses to answer the email we receive. Such addresses are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties. Personal website addresses can be provided to activate your comment name as a link back to your website, if you so choose. We ask for your name simply so we can communicate with you.
We use non-identifying and aggregate information to better design our website and to share with advertisers. For example, we may tell an advertiser that X number of individuals visited a certain area on our website, or that Y number of men and Z number of women filled out our registration form, but we would not disclose anything that could be used to identify those individuals.
Finally, we never use or share the personally identifiable information provided to us online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.
Our Commitment To Data Security
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
Our Commitment To Children’s Privacy:
Protecting the privacy of the very young is especially important. For that reason, we never collect or maintain information at our website from those we actually know are under 13, and no part of our website is structured to attract anyone under 13.
How To Contact Us
Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please email us at privacy@sadisticmanager.net.
