We Are Twelve.
Posted Mar 16, 2009 Uncategorized
∞ I have a fun office activity for my readers this week that will require you to develop an interest in birdwatching. Take a moment for your research. I’ll wait.
Okay. Now, can you identify a bird when you see one? Great. You have a new hobby.
With your new-found interest at heart, personalize your work area with pictures of the bird shown at the left, which is commonly known as the booby. More than one picture is necessary in order for you to have your boobies on display.
Call attention to your boobies. Point out your boobies to visitors to your workspace. Explain to those around you that you’re fascinated with your boobies. Share with them the fact that you had to put them up at work because there just aren’t enough hours outside the workday to stare at your boobies.
When faced with the consequences of enthusiastically showing off your boobies at work, point out in a dire tone the consequences of being barred from showing off your boobies.
Incidentally, no, I’m not hiring at the moment. Why do you ask?
We’ll return to more serious topics after tomorrow, which wil no doubt be less stressful and more conducive to serious thought. ∞
