How to Get a Restful Night’s Sleep
Posted Mar 8, 2009 Miscellaneous
∞ Good thing it’s the weekend.
In order to feel fresh each Monday morning, I recommend the following steps:
- Skip the NyQuil because you’re no longer sicker than two dogs.
- Stay up for a bit - hey, it’s the weekend - playing around with an addictive new game you bought to treat yourself.
- Navigate into an area of that game that’s loaded with the (very realistically rendered) object of your very severe phobia, so you don’t actually close your eyes until several hours after you shut the game down in a panic.
See? Guaranteed to sleep like a baby.
Those monsters are creepy.
Of course, this is all tongue-in-cheek. I have a couple of employees who live for these kinds of games, and they don’t get any sympathy from me when they stay up all night playing. Although maybe we could use it as some kind of team-building thing, and become known as that crazy clique who think 4:00 a.m. is a perfectly reasonable time to be awake… ∞
